Flynn sent me to the Alsacorp home page. They’re a company that makes freaky metallic finishes and shiny paint for just about anything. The showcase of candy-colored paint jobs is amazing, although I feel bad for whoever misspelled “adrenaline” on their custom-painted Ducati.
Also, at the Fringe Festival, a dwarf got his penis caught in a vacuum cleaner.
Secretly Ironic 
