It makes sense that there would be a baby simulator for the Nintendo DS. I mean, it’s just like a virtual pet. Only it’s a baby! And you can customize the color and gender! There are challenges like changing and diaper rash. It’s the same as any other sim game. And yet… creepier!
At least it doesn’t include simulations of exhaustion, post-partum depression, colic, vomiting, or shaken-baby syndrome.
Secretly Ironic 
It should also include c-section recovery simulation or sitting on an ice pack and rubber donut while your hooha returns to normal size.
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