Maybe if I didn’t shop at Whole Paycheck Markets like the yuppie scum I am, I’d feel better about the price of oil, but I am not paying forty bucks a gallon, extra-virgin or not.
… not actually secret or ironic
Maybe if I didn’t shop at Whole Paycheck Markets like the yuppie scum I am, I’d feel better about the price of oil, but I am not paying forty bucks a gallon, extra-virgin or not.