Crime, Yes, But Inventive Crime

A 13-year-old boy stole his father’s credit cards to hire hookers to play video games with him and his friends in a hotel. They told the suspicious escorts that they were actually little people working at a circus, and that under the Americans With Disabilities act they could not be discriminated against. Compared to a $30,000 weekend of video games, junk food, hotels, and trashy women, it seems like a failure of imagination that at that age I was just stealing change from my father’s nightstand to buy candy bars.

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