Category: Thoughts

Who, exactly, does the NYT appeal to? Conservatives accuse it of being too liberal, liberals think it’s gone soft on conservatives who accuse it of being too liberal, and with op-ed pieces like “President Apostate,” it’s obviously giving up on the small but profitable demographic of people with some small measure of common sense.

Who’s left? Doddering patriarchs who forgot to cancel their subscription when the paper started printing those wretched acrostic puzzles? Masochists who can’t get enough of being outraged by the poor quality of their daily paper? How many of me can there be, anyway?

A love-lorn Italian guy gets locked up on apparently bogus charges, with no recourse, no rights, no nothing.

The kicker: His well-connected friends are surprised that this sort of thing has happened… to a white guy.

The money quote: “They were pretty shocked that the government could do this sort of thing, because it doesn’t happen that often, except to people you never hear about, like Haitians and Guatemalans.”

Personally, I prefer to sleep with a pillow under my gun, but I guess this would be an adequate way to keep your weapon at hand. If you’re a loser.

Former HP helmswoman Carly Fiorina is endorsing John McCain. Some people seem to think that this is a sign that McCain is good for business. I find that odd. It seems self-evident to me that McCain’s economic policies are terrible, and any businessperson endorsing them would therefore be corrupt, incompetent, or both.

A 13-year-old boy stole his father’s credit cards to hire hookers to play video games with him and his friends in a hotel. They told the suspicious escorts that they were actually little people working at a circus, and that under the Americans With Disabilities act they could not be discriminated against. Compared to a $30,000 weekend of video games, junk food, hotels, and trashy women, it seems like a failure of imagination that at that age I was just stealing change from my father’s nightstand to buy candy bars.

Maybe if I didn’t shop at Whole Paycheck Markets like the yuppie scum I am, I’d feel better about the price of oil, but I am not paying forty bucks a gallon, extra-virgin or not.

Via Ectomo, a new remix of the Mountain Goats song “Lovecraft In Brooklyn.”

I know the financial district, by its very nature, is infested with over-moneyed d-bags, and I was warned in advance that Vintage Lounge was pricey, but fifteen dollars for one shot of Jameson?

As part of my new job, I’ve been reading up a lot on student loans and how they’ve been affected by the recent turmoil in the credit markets. Turns out that a lot of lenders have been pulling back on making student loans, even those guaranteed by the government, because they simply don’t have the liquidity to do more business. FinAid.Org has a list of what happened when, and looking through it, I was surprised to see this:

An Form 8-K SEC filing by CIT Group attributes $120 million in losses to student lending “reserves for private (non-government guaranteed) loans, principally to students of a pilot training school that filed bankruptcy during the quarter.” It also said that “Non-performing assets increased to $87 million from $8 million in the prior quarter reflecting the student loans affected by the bankruptcy of a pilot training school,” and that “Reserves for credit losses for our private student lending portfolio were increased by approximately $120 million (to approximately $138 million at March 31, 2008), primarily due to the previously discussed establishment of a reserve for loans to students of a pilot training school. There are no other large single-school exposures within the private student loan portfolio.”

In other words, they had eighty million dollars in outstanding loans to students from a single for-profit professional-training institute. Sure, that could be students from ten or even twenty years, given consolidation, but even so, you’d have to be pretty much the sole lender for students at a very expensive flight school to build up that kind of exposure. And it seems likely that the decision of the company to cease making student loans was more related to the school’s losses than to anything going on at Bear Stearns. It just seems bizarre.

Another thing I learned today: You can get a federally guaranteed student loan to get a degree in casino blackjack dealing.

Today I spent about six hours reading through letters that get sent to borrowers at every stage of the student-loan repayment process: From “you’re out of school, time to start paying up” through “congratulations, you’re paid in full, keep this for your records,” and all the millions of things that can go wrong along the way. And oh man, are there things that can go wrong. Misdated checks, payments from 45-190 days late, defaults, loan rehab, multiple defaults, wage garnishment, you name it. I have a lot of post-it notes and ideas for how to make the letters clearer. It’s kind of fascinating, and it also makes me feel a lot better about my own financial situation!

Tomorrow: Reading and revising every email newsletter and website.